this kid that i will show you is a retard and yells and smarts off to teachers and right now has about 7 saterday shcools and will proboly get more. He told a teacher to suck his dick. He also pisses Mr. Mero off all of the time and miss moan he is funny he will make you piss you pants so wear dippers.

other fun things to do

1 stick a paper clip in a outlet
2 stick a 9 volt battery to your tonge
3 jump on some ones back like a horsey
4 (this is while your in school) fun out of the school, remember they can't see you if you have your hand over your face and if the cops start following you run from them too.
5 spray pepper spray in your eyes and see how long it takes to see again
6 bag tag someone
7 pee on an electric fence
8 stair at someone and make them pissed off
9 make someone mad and run from them
10 hit kris


warning:any of these events may cause in injory or even death.

how to be invisible

You know those times when you need to hide well I hava an answer for you just look down the screen to see what to do

My homies

prank call some one

before you dial any numbers press *67 then dial the number and if they have caller id the name will show up as restricted or privet

hi yall

if you want to talk to me call me at 1800- up the butt

things to do to make teachers mad

1 walk out in front of the over head projector slowly
2 never raise your hand
3 tip your chair bonus points if it make it fall
4 fall asleep (that's easy to do)
5 make funny noises
6 get up and sharpen your pencil when the teacher talks
7 run out of the room screaming
8 keep dropping you pencil
9 play race cars at your desk
10 play guns with friend
11 when the teacher asks you a question say i don't know
12 raise your hand and then when the teacher calls on you say never mind
13 tell some one you don't like to shut up.


I hope you have fun annoying your teacher i do it all the time

top ten things to do when you are boared

1 look at this website
2 tp someones house
3 make Amish bomb
4 hack coke machine
5 skateboard
6 make out with girl
7 play Mersey
8 put your hand over your face and say you can't see me
9 go dumpster diving
10 bag tag some one

stupid sories

Kris is the stupid story

get free candy out of old vending machines

put in the amount of money then chose what candy you want then just you type it in press the return change button and you will get the money back and get your candy. Have fun!

Nate found this out at a basket ball game we salute you Nate

how to make amish bombs

you will need aluminum foil, "The Works" or "snow bowl" toilet bowl cleaner, and any size cola bottle then you put the toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil inside the bottle, shake it and put it somewhere and get the heck out of there. Note: it will take about one to two minutes for a 24ounce bottle and 6 minutes for a two liter bottle.

Another way to make a Amish bomb is to get dry ice and water and put them in a two liter bottle and let them do their magic










Warning: any injuries caused buy these amish bombs could cause injeries or even death so be careful and blow some crap up